Lorne Michaels Needs to Sign This Guy, STAT

I can't believe Shuster got away with this. He said it on the 8pm Countdown and it ran again on the rerun at 10pm. This might be the funniest thing I've seen on tv all year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i-OWDjOQfI&feature=player_embedded

Watch and enjoy.