All You Need To Know About the GOP

From their de facto Dear Leader:

"One thing we can all do is stop assuming that the way to beat them is with better policy ideas ..."

"To us, bipartisanship is them being forced to agree with us after we have politically cleaned their clocks and beaten them."

And they cheered and wept and starbursts went winging around the room like fireworks.

And a fat, draft dodging, thrice-divorced, Viagra popping, Oxycontin addicted, sexual tourist to the Dominican Republic shall lead them.

Edited to add: In another chapter of obvious answers to easy questions, here's a link to a study assessing what parts of the country buy the most online porn, three guesses as to which states consume said porn the most: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Business/story?id=6977202&page=1. Some tidbits:

• Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.
• Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.
• States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement "I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage," bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement "AIDS might be God's punishment for immoral sexual behaviour."

They are so repressed I think they must have a hard time taking a shit in the morning. Somebody fuck these people so they can join the world of the sane again, please.